Julianna Young, Miss November, 1993

Julianna Young, Miss November, 1993Picture this. You've survived the Everyman ordeal of moving--that is to say, you've survived but one of your most precious heirlooms, alas, has not. Let's say the movers have inadvertently damaged the framed photograph of you with your arms around Winona Ryder and Mickey Rourke to such an extent that it's just you with your arm around Mickey. At the moving and storage company's complaint department, expecting to go toe-to-toe with someone named Boom Boom who we...