The Ancient And Unspeakable Ones

The Ancient and Unspeakable OnesAsthmatic humor writer and The Daily Show's "Resident Exper" on the freakish and the antifactual shares his drug-addled dreams> you know from my previous writ­ings, I am an asthmatic, and I have L been all my life. But I have never V considered this a curse. • For one, it excused me fromcountless gym classes, thus instilling in me a love of observing life from theLITERAL SIDELINES and A LIFELONG FEAR OF THE HUMAN TOUCH.And for two, it gave me the opportunity to ex...