Penises I Have Known

Penises i have KNOWNSMALL, HUGE, SHORT, LONG, RED, WHITE, BLUE, VEINY, CURVED, CIRCUMCISED,UNCIRCUMCISED, FRIENDLY, THREATENING, UNDENIABLE. A CELEBRATED BELLE-LETTRIST CATALOGS THE MANY SPLENDORS OF THE MALE MEMBERI. SIDLING UP TO THE MATTER AT HANDThe problem, for starters, even before we get to the fact that it's difficult—impossible, even—for any single manifes­tation of this indubitably male organ to live up to its reputa­tion, is how to deal with the word itself so that we're not all blush...