To The Bad Girls Go The Spoils

May, 2007

To the Bad Girls go the SpoilsOne Woman's quest for InfamyONE WOMAN'S QUEST FOR INFAMYI waiting a very long time, or what passes for a long time in the mind of the termi­nally impatient. I've been waiting exactly 12 hours. The phone call I'm waiting for, sadly, isn't from the National Book Award committee or some venerable institution of higher learning at which I am vying for a coveted professorial position. It's from the casting crew of The Apprentice, for whom I recently auditioned at a dingy...