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Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 2007

On Valentine's Day a shy but drunk young man walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?""Yes, I do," she replied, "but go ahead, since I'm sure you're going to ask anyway.""Okay." he said. "How many men have you slept with?""That's my business!" she snapped."Oh cool!" he said. "How much?"A 97-year-old prostitute got herself listed in the yellow pages and now...

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