Twisted Christmas

December, 2006

A Deadwood ChristmasBig al Swearengen:Chestnuts roasting on the fucking fire Jack Frost, that cocksucker, nipping at your motherfucking nose....An Owen Wilson--Vince Vaughn ChristmasWilson: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even--Vaughn: Let me ask you: Ever live in a house where the mice weren't working overnight? I mean, if you're a mouse, nighttime is the right time, right, baby?Wilson: The point is that it was quiet.Vaughn: Just ge...

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