My Love Machine

My Love MachineUnited States Patent no. 5,920,923Inventor: Jillette, PennFiled: January 9, 1998See that? Think I'm fucking with you? I fuck with people, I do. Think I'm fucking with you about having a patent? How much you want to bet? I'll take any bet. Get your money out.... Now Google it, motherfucker! Yup, sometimes I fuck with you by not fucking with you. I really do have a patent. And it's a patent for a sex device! I could have gotten more money out of you.I've always wanted a patent, and...