Aqua Velva Smitty

October, 2004

Even with my back turned, I can feel Aqua Velva's eyeball staring me down.Okay, so maybe I'm not such a nice guy. But it wasn't supposed to be like this, I swear. But that don't change what is: Ushie dead on the kitchen floor with her mouth open, like she's trying to finish the argument that ended when her head hit the corner of the table.When things go bad, they go bad fast.I got to get her out of here before she starts to stink. It's 90 fucking degrees outside, and the air conditioner's busted...

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