Paparazzi Apprentice

Paparazzi ApprenticeHelp wanted: celebrity photographer. Must have good eyes and flexible moral code. No experience necessaryYou'd be surprised how much water a six-inch plastic bottle seems to hold when it's poured all over you.This lesson in liquid displacement comes courtesy of Bruce Willis, who has just sauntered out of a Malibu eatery, made a beeline for our car and distributed the contents of said bottle through the vehicle's open windows. Pop-eyed in the backseat I catch a faceful of desi...