Sex Pistols

May, 2004

Sex PistolsAnd there you have it: the largest pile of sex toys ever constructed. Buzzing silicone insects, undergarments fitted with remote-control massaging nubs, pulsating penises fashioned out of the same materials used to manufacture prosthetic limbs. All this and more is piled on my living room floor. I'm alone in my pajamas, up to my knees in the stuff. For the third time in as many seconds I find myself wondering what the hell I've gotten myself into.When I first set out to explore the wo...