Five Foolproof Ways To Bushwhack The American Public

October, 2003

Step One: The Name Game Use MTV-generation attention spans positively. Just give everything the right name: Clear Skies for reduced caps on industrial emissions, Healthy Forests for loggers felling healthy trees. Democratic response: "Yeah, but...." Bzzzzzzt! Sorry, time's up! Quick segue to Baghdad missile-cam footage. Holy shit, that's Tariq Aziz's house!Step Two: Texas Two-StepImplement sexy new programs in two stages: One, create them; two, pay for them, but then skip stage two. Dr...

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