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playboy.comMascots Inc.We're suckers for chicken suits, hot dog costumes and any other getups that give people license to act like incognito jackasses in public. But to do so on a regular basis? Sure enough, when Playboy.com interviewed former college sports mascots, we found out one thing: They're a few yards short of a first down.Stanford's Tree Roots for the Home Team[Q] Playboy: How did you land the job?[A] Tree: I was wearing a bulletproof vest, and my friend shot me with a pistol.[Q] Playb...