Dear Friends, Get Me The Fuck Out Of Here!

Dear Friends, Get Me the Fuck Out of Here!February 35, 2053Hello, my name is Carlin Tammanny. I am (not) writing to you from Baja Mexico, California, in the world's greatest country, the United States of America and Friends©. It is 2053. I will leave this letter at the Exxon Advantage One Post Office ®™ in a box marked "Letter From the Past to People Even Further in the Past to Be Sent in the Future if a Time Machine Is Ever Built." By the way, how much do stamps cost back then? Now th...