That Was The Year That Was

That Was the Year That WasHomeland Security To crush the foe, George Bush will spend Whatever sum of cash will Do the trick and nail that prick. Osama? No, Tom Daschle.The Stock Market Stockbrokers lied, they touted crap, And fleeced us with bum steers. The "Wall Street numbers" we like now: Fifteen to 20 years.Church Scandals Tales of abuse grew so profuse, It was an ugly story. If half were true, some priests will do Hard time in purgatory.Botox Though botulism's fatal, Botox Shots a...