Get Bold

April, 2002

Get Boldhow to date the women of your dreamsShe was so far out of my league, she was playing a different sport. She was dining at the table next to mine, with long black hair, perky breasts and the eyes of a jaguar. Souls have been bartered for less. I was on a date with someone else. But even if I hadn't been, my natural inclination is to gawk and do nothing. Instead of seizing moments like this, I seize during them. Besides, jaguar-eyes was sitting with a pack of three equally gorgeous friends...