The Polyamorist

March, 2002

The Polyamoristwomen keep leaving tod the rod the pod. one day he decides he doesn't care. what a turn-onAt this desk, the LAN terminal switched on, Rod the Pod Porcellian put his eyes to his palms and promptly switched off. He was the acclaimed sales wonk for all the dying dotcoms of Miltown, forever possessed of a childhood-derived nickname taken straight from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. He had made it safely to work at Netwonks, a scrambling, ever-mutating Internet company that had yet to...