The Letterman

The LettermanMy father throws his Mini into fourth, simultaneously knocking the gearshift against my left knee. "Sorry," I say, even though he hit me, then I curse myself for falling into the old ways. At least I don't move my leg, which would be impossible to do anyway in this stupid bumper car. "Everything's tiny in Europe," my roommate warned me before I left, "even the pussy." Maynard is crass, but I like him. He's real Texas. When his dad comes to visit, they p...