The Goose

September, 2001

The Goosetony siragusa has some tough love for the nfl, wimpy quarterbacks, women who work and president bushTony "the Goose" Siragusa proves there is room in the pantheon of American sex symbols for the full-figured man. Siragusa, all 340 pounds of him, is our standard of football manhood because he plays down and dirty with pulverizing effectiveness and because he isn't skinny, ripped, pretty or humble. Also because when he's not living for football, the Baltimore Ravens' right defen...