Celebrity Christmas Carols

Celebrity Christmas CarolsAlan Greenspan(To the tune of Hark! The Herald Angels Sing!)Hark! the Wall Street anglers cry,"You've raised interest rates too high!"Look, I'm just inflation's foe,So, stock market, down you go.For investors, it's been stormy;That'll teach them to ignore me.I warned all in '99:"Cool your greed, or court decline."So stop griping, gentlemen.Or I'll jack up rates again.Rick Rockwell and Darva Conger(To the tune of/Saw Three Ships)We saw our ship come s...