The Scrotum Monologues

The Scrotum Monologues[Warm lights. I enter]Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome.Here's a playful question I've asked all over the world during this wildly successful tour of my show: What would I call my scrotum if I could give it a name? I asked dozens of men---and women---this festive question, and the responses were as varied as the individual lines etched on the scrotal sac itself: Bristle-Boy, Governor Marbles, Taut Little Wonder, Tub o' Greatness, Tapioca Suitcase, Click-Clack,...