You Don't Have To Be Gay To Get Laid But It Helps!

September, 2000

You Don't Have to be Gay to Get Laid But it Helps!It's time for all young men to understand the enormous appeal homosexual men have for today's heterosexual woman. I'm going to teach you how to be gay heterosexuals. Do you know what the word gay means, soldier? It means "full of or disposed to joy and mirth." It means lighthearted. exuberantly cheerful, sportive and merry. It means offhand, for God's sake! In the 16th century it meant brilliant, attractive, excellent, fine.I'm going to...