Future Olympians

Future OlympiansWhen Team USA soccer star Brandi Chastain shed her jersey after booting the winning goal in last year's Women's World Cup, we got to thinking: What if modern Olympians were to borrow a page from their original Greek counterparts and compete with few or no clothes? Maybe it wouldn't enhance performance, but we're certain it would boost ratings.We envision a future in which the Spice Channel competes with ESPN and TNT for broadcast rights. The new format might not sit well with mem...