The Story Of Our Sordid Love

May, 1999

We have experienced, quite possibly, the worst relationship ever--at each other's hands. That's right. Garofalo and Stiller were once an item.An item of what? is the question. All we can tell you is that the item was highly perishable and went bad after about 12 weeks. We let you in on this secret for a good reason. It is a prime example of the pitfalls that can plague you in that wonderful cesspool we call love.What follows is an honest account of a real relationship, one that to this day we bo...