Last Words For A Century
January, 1999
Last Words for a CenturyAfter World War II, I set out to become an anthropologist--and in fact earned an M.A. in that field from the University of Chicago. That was a big mistake. I couldn't stand primitive people. They were so stupid! But I still have a favorite Native American tribe, the Fuh-kar-wee, who actually exist only in a joke my brother, Bernie, told me.The joke: In the late 19th century, supposedly, there was this tribe of Indians, see, who had become nomadic. They were forced off the...