My Sexual Oscars

My Sexual OscarsHere you are, basking in the heat of summer, skimming your Playboy and keeping one eye on the talent that strolls by your perch, talent that smells of coconut oil and something else--yes, that's it, the faint but unmistakable aroma of quim, glorious quim, moist quim, quivering quim. What a remarkable fragrance fresh quim projects, a combination of sea salt and jungle mud and crushed violets. As a famous poet almost wrote, "Oh, to be in Quimland now that August's here!"T...