Stacked Like Me

July, 1997

Stacked Like Me"O, reason not the need:/Our basest beggars/Are in the poorest thing superfluous."--King LearNo one needs larger breasts, it's true, and neither do I. Yet here I am, in the office of a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon: Mecca for the mammarily challenged. It's the middle of a fall weekday afternoon and I'm anything but alone in this girlish waiting room, with its faux-antique furnishings, flower motifs and art prints in cheery colors. There's a heavily made-up matron with a...