The Perils Of Adultery

The Perils of AdulteryEighty percent of all married men cheat on their wives in this country. The other 20 percent cheat in Europe. Ba-da-bum.Girls, if you happen to be reading this, I wish I were kidding. I wish I were a stand-up comic and that that statement were my show-closing line. The one that sends you out the door in a fit of laughter and has you asking your husband a half hour later at home, "That's not really true, what that comic said about all men cheating on their wives, is it,...