The Thinking Man's Guide To Talking With Women
June, 1992
The Thinking Man's Guide to Talking With WomenLife in the land of women can be confusing. You meet a girl and think everything's fine. Then one day you realize you are talking with a creature from another world, somebody who makes noises similar to English but who doesn't really speak your language at all--except when she wants to be absolutely, fully understood. Like when she says "Come to bed," "What's your salary?" or "Go to hell."And so it passes with every man....