The Thinking Man's Guide To Talking With Women

June, 1992

Life in the land of women can be confusing. You meet a girl and think everything's fine. Then one day you realize you are talking with a creature from another world, somebody who makes noises similar to English but who doesn't really speak your language at all--except when she wants to be absolutely, fully understood. Like when she says "Come to bed," "What's your salary?" or "Go to hell."And so it passes with every man. Eventually, after lots of hard experience, we...

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