My Roman Holiday

My Roman HolidayHere's the Scene: The Gulf war just broke out and I'm in my house looking for condoms and packing for a three-month trip to Rome and Monaco to co-star with Sean Young in a film, Once Upon a Crime. Aside from abandoning my therapist (who will undoubtedly miss my sessions, particularly when I sing like Jolson), I'm leaving behind some of the most narcissistic, self-involved, controlling, manipulative, possessive, jealous, unappreciative, beautiful, seductive, magnificent women I ha...