The Politics Of Everything

The Politics of EverythingPrisoner: Can you get the light out of my eyes?Guard: No.Prisoner: These handcuffs are very tight.Guard: Too bad. Are you ready to sign the confession?Prisoner: I didn't mean to do it.Guard: That's what they all say.Prisoner: Listen, it really wasn't my fault. The tuna commercial set me off.Guard: The tuna commercial?Prisoner: Remember how it started? "Ask any mermaid you happen to see, 'What's the best tuna....'"Guard: No singing!Prisoner: Why? What's wrong w...