Here's Looking At You

Here's Looking at You"You're trying to look up her skirt.""What did you say?""I said, you're trying to look up Susan's skirt.""I am not! I most certainly am not!"This exchange took place when I was in first grade. As I remember it, we were putting up Halloween decorations, with Susan Sharp standing on a chair and Betty Umberger and me handing crepe paper and thumbtacks up to her, when Betty made the accusation. I was acutely embarrassed. I was outraged by...