Steve Martin, National Treasure

Steve Martin, National TreasureIs Steve Martin a national treasure? Let's take a look at the record. For one thing, he is certainly our cleanest actor. It's no accident that the Defense Department picked him to be the first celebrity to visit our troops in Saudi Arabia, as an example, among other things, of cleanliness in the American acting profession. Once there, he was not allowed to actually entertain anyone--for fear of offending our Saudi hosts--and was restricted to a little tense walking...