How I Got Religion And Saved The Planet

November, 1990

How I got Religion and Saved the PlanetI Awoke screaming in the middle of the night, my eyes filled with visions of an environmental hell that would have frightened Hieronymus Bosch: rivers transformed into angry, bubbling flows of lifeless, radioactive matter; dark skies weeping never-ending acid rain; twisted, cancerous mutants--human beings only in the broadest definition--prowling a bleak, treeless landscape....How about this, instead: I have information about the biggest environmental cover...