The Burglar Who Dropped In On Elvis

April, 1990

"I know who you are," she said. "Your name is Bernie Rhodenbarr. You're a burglar."I glanced around, glad that the store was empty save for the two of us. It often is, but I'm not usually glad about it."Was," I said."Was?""Was. Past tense. I had a criminal past, and while I'd as soon keep it a secret, I can't deny it. But I'm an antiquarian bookseller now, Miss, uh---""Danahy," she supplied. "Holly Danahy.""Miss Danahy. A...