Jerry Jones Does Dallas

Jerry Jones Does DallasDid you hear that Jerry Jones is trying to buy the Southland Corporation? He's going to change the name of 7-Eleven to 0-11.--Dallas JokeIt has been maybe two minutes since the Washington Redskins finished creaming the Dallas Cowboys, and in the losers' locker room, owner Jerry Jones has gone straight to the lavatory to spit. While Jerry's leaning over the sink, coach Jimmy Johnson is standing alone in the center of the room, standing flat-footed, with his arms limp by his...