Return To Animal House

October, 1989

It's Magic Monday at the Alpha Delta house and the brothers have been drinking since six a.m. They have worked their way through Sunrise-Service Hour (tequila sunrises), Cartoon Hour (Kool-Aid punch) and Lonely-Guy Hour (Thunderbird and Mad Dog, straight from the bottle). Now it's ten o'clock, and that means it's...Naked-in-the-Tube-Room Hour!Seventy naked guys cram into the TV room, which is about as large as a small one-car garage. Beers are distributed by dick size--those with big ones get ki...

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