Ode To Morganna

Ode to MorgannaOk. Lets Get it Over with: Ladies and gentlemen, here they are... Morganna. Yes, they are real. That's right, John Candelaria, "The Candy Man," they're all her. All, indescribably delicious, her own Mounds. No, she doesn't have to sawtwin cavernous holes in the mattress to sleep at night. Yes, she eats gobs of junk food and then works it off on the rowing machine. No, she has never had her rib cage removed. Maybe they are the advertised, incredible 60 inches--that's six-...