B-Movie Bimbos
July, 1989
B-Movie BimbosNow That you've opened to these pages for the 84th time and you're finally gonna read the article, let me tell you what I know about the gals who work in B movies. I've seen about 39,000 of their pictures, give or take a few Oklahoma triple features, and that comes out to about 784,000 nek-kid breasts. Those are not very impressive figures to the editors of Playboy—I realize that—but it has led me to a few conclusions about what makes a great Queen B.There are only two kinds of B-m...