The Pious Pornographers

January, 1989

The Pious PornographersFor Years I have been bumbling along in the naïve belief that the women's magazines were devoted solely to such matters as how to chintz up the living room and get a cake to rise. But it seems I was wrong--the most worrisome problem facing milady's monthly gazettes is how to muss up the marriage bed and keep one's mate aroused.This belated discovery was as accidental as it was painful, and resulted from my having bitten down on a stray piece of shell in the lobster Newburg...