Channel Hopping

Channel HoppingRight off, let me say I've got nothing against the dead. There are a few I really like. In fact, some of my best friends are dead. But that doesn't mean I want to hang out with them on weekends and kick around old times.Oh, I don't mean to sound like a bigot. I just think the dead should know their place--and not come scooting back from the Other Side just 'cause this year they're "in" and everybody wants one at a party.Bad enough you don't know where they've been. Even...