Honeymoon For One

Honeymoon for Onea tale of modern romance in which the author's better half turns out to be himselfIs this where Hemingway used to sit?" I asked the bartender, who threw me the hairy eyeball and replied, "Yeah, that's where Hemingway used to sit. He'd come in here and make a point of sitting on all the barstools, so years later, Americans could rub their butts on the same sacred spot where he used to park.""How do you like that?" I said to the young couple standing near...