Pitcher Perfect

August, 1987

Hey, who's that guy in the subway, the one who looks tall, dark and famous? Isn't that ... ? Yeah, it was, but he's gone. Zoom! Ron Darling is on the run, and the question is, Why? He rushes to a cable station to do some dinky talk show on dancing, of all things. He rushes to his about-to-open restaurant, gets down on his knees and hammers flooring. He rushes to the gym and hammers away at his body, which you'd swear looked perfect already. Now he's off to school to lecture kids about evil Mr. D...

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