Why They Love Us In The Philippines

September, 1986

Even as a dictator fell, the more serious business of servicing the U.S. Navy went on as usualNow I lay me down to seaTo teach the Russians DemocracyIf I die before I berthNuke the fuckers off the EarthJoin the Marine CorpsVisit foreign landsSee rare and exotic placesMeet new and unusual people andKill ThemI'm so Horny Even theCrack of dawn isn't safeThe fleet is in! The T-shirt artists are ready with new slogans and designs. The U.S.S. Enterprise, escort ships and submarines, two months out of...

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