What They (Damn It!) Have Learned About Us That We Never Wanted Them To Know

June, 1986

The Two spies who wrote this piece have done a terrible thing. Soon, they're going to publish "The Grown-Up Girl's Guide to Boys" and everyone (especially girls and other forms of women) will know our secrets: why we guys think the way we do, why we do the things we do. We want you to get a jump on the opposition, so, as a public service, we're giving you a preview of the things they'll find out.Why we Hide ThingsA boy believes that virtually everything he owns is either precious or in...

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