Make Mine A Martini

June, 1985

Bolt that door! Of course, the burglar chain, too. You're in the bigs now, guy: They come through the walls with jackhammers. Bolt it? Christ, weld it shut. Hey, come on. If easy were all you wanted, you would have stayed in Des Moines, right? You got through the day, didn't you? That's more than a lot of people in this town can say--probably more than a lot of people in this town want to say.Relax a little. Take off that wet coat; paw through the mail for a minute. Bills. Bills and special offe...

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