The Secret Life Of Laurence Lorence

June, 1985

Let's Say you go to the doctor one day complaining of the sniffles and he gives you a pill. Let's say it's the wrong pill--there's been some mistake--and it doesn't cure you at all. Let's say it's an experimental pill and it makes you extremely paranoid instead. Let's say you work for Bank One in Columbus, Ohio, part of a regional banking conglomerate that issues MasterCards throughout the United States, and that the first effect of your paranoia is this: You become convinced that a member of th...

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