Ranger In Paradise

Ranger in ParadiseImagine yourself a part-time tree-naper out in a remote corner of Alaska's Juneau forest region at five A.M., halfway through sectioning up the giant spruce tree you've just felled with your trusty chain saw. Suddenly, you hear footsteps behind you, the ominous splat of a wad of chewing tobacco hitting the snow and a voice saying, "OK, buddy, you'll have to clear out. You know these trees aren't supposed to be cut down." And imagine turning around to confront the fore...