Wholesome Blues

Wholesome BluesWoke up this morningAll alone in bed.Found a note from baby baby;Here is what she said:"I' m off and runningForty miles today;Poured out our liquorAnd threw your dope away.Congratulate me:I'm going cel-i-bate!"Go get a sack of health foodsSo we can celebrate!I've got them wholesome blues.Nobody's drinking hard booze.The kids are hardly screwing;They're bad-mouthing drug abuse.They ain't worth killing;They all can go to hell.I'd just as soon to pal aroundWith ol' Jerry Fa...