Why Sex Is Still Worth It
November, 1982
Why Sex is Still Worth ItAaaarrgghhhh!as the poet said, let us count the waysWe recently overheard a man ask his dinner date, ''Give me one good reason to have sex.''''Well,'' she said, ''it's one of the few times you can get your toes cleaned.''Maybe that guy belongs to the Moral Majority. Maybe he has read one too many articles about herpes. Quite frankly, we've never been at a loss for reasons to have sex. Just consider the following:There's the basic question of language. Tennis is like sex....