Tales Of The Animal Crime Squad

December, 1980

If I've Learned Anything in the years I've worn a shield, it's that there are two things that have an irresistible attraction for animals. One is any kind of fad, the sillier the better. The other is breaking the law. I'm Sergeant Vinnie DiFalco of the Animal Crime Squad, N.Y.P.D. My partner is a good-natured slob named Fogarty.I'd say the average citizen is totally unaware of our job, and those who have heard of us assume we enforce the various city ordinances that have to do with pets. Nothing...

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